Man's relationship to God in creation was based on works. What Adam failed to achieve, Christ, the second Adam, succeeded in achieving. Ultimately the only way one can be justified is by works. (R.C.Sproul) Works! Works! A man gets to heaven by works? I would as soon think of climbing to the moon on a rope of sand! (George Whitefield) “With the wolves you cannot be too severe. With the weak sheep you cannot be too gentle.” (Martin Luther on false teachers)

Sunday, February 10, 2008

This'n will come down soon - or maybe not!!

The following is an example of assumed authority and 'poor' biblical interpretation. See if you can 'catch the flow' of this guy's lack of proper exegesis:
Proudly Proclaiming the Primary imPortance of P. He's Probably a 'Poor' Proclaimer of the Precious Promises of Providence. He Plainly Projects and Promotes Pernicious Perspectives.
Him that pisseth against the wall

This guy lies. Do you suppose he pees lying? Watch the video – for a-musement, certainly not expecting to hear sound biblical exegesis; that's for sure. He may be a voyeur, since he knows that “the editors of the NIV pee sitting down”. Oh, the president pees sitting down. Well, “probably”! Oh, males, and men, are two separate and distinct categories. Men are legit, males pee sitting down! What a crock! This is KJV Only-ism gone to pot - literally. How's that for a little double entendre?
Folks, "that's what's wrong with America". Hey, that's "probably" our only problem.

One reply to the video provided clarity to the issue, at least as it relates to Germany:
dlplife
Reply
The sign he refers to in Germany is not uncommon, usually in private homes, but they have plenty of urinals for the "Real Men" or "Wahre Männer". But the sign in German is a cute little phrase to remind men that standing up does not guarantee that they will hit the toilet. Remember this is the nation that invented beer, where the average guy tends to down a couple every night before bed, so the ladies probably are making a very valid point. Not sure what point this idiot was trying to make.
And another, not so chaste:
cbusby
Reply
I would like to invite all real men (not males) to join me at my church this weekend for a group pisseth. We will gather by the south wall, right hands on our members, left hands on our neighbor's shoulder, and we will piss until the streets run yellow with America's redemption! Those with swollen prostates, catheters, or "stage fright" can stay home with the women and "males." Please be sure to observe the "two-tap" rule when finishing. BYO germ-x. Amen.
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